I broke a record

2 WEEKS LEH!

MISS ME PEOPLE?
*cricket sound*

I shall blog and post pictures about what I did the entire time I was banned from touching the laptop!

I SUFFERED!

Kidding, it wasn't THAT bad

It was really bad ( bad as in BAD BAD BAD ) Geddit? No you don't
Never mind.

Moving on!

I skipped school last Thursday because guai kias like me skip school to study
Unfortunately, my mum insisted on going shopping
So being the guai kia I am, I followed her to Sunway where I bought stuff *mysterious smile*

I know you're burning with curiosity (or not)
( Let me flatter myself, I haven't being doing this for such a long time )

I bought flip flops from RSH
SO NICE RIGHT? *lala moment* Slap you if you don't agree :D

I bought contact lens solution
No, it wasn't because this guy's promoting it -.-

THIS was the reason why I bought them (hopefully I won't get an infection)

And BOOKS! :D

*Sticks a paper with " MELISA IS A NERD " on my forehead*

I don't have anymore room on my shelves, had to stack them in one corner -.-

Imma horrible owner, I don't take care of my books

I've FINALLY decided to get over the loss of my sim card and get a new one
I had a nervous breakdown when I desperately needed to call LiTeng and didn't have her number
Now I've to go around asking for everyone's number -.-
Despite what some people say I shall remain loyal to Digi :DDD

I am FULLY aware of how LALA and HORRIBLE I look -.-
*points at zits*
*points at eyebags*
*points at non-existing dimples*
Not going online did this to me!

Fine, I always look this horrible
STOP LAUGHING!*being paranoid*

I now have 7 scars and bruises on my legs









Hopefully I'm entertaining irritating everyone with these pictures :DD

I'll upload the wedding pictures in another post

P/s:
Sorry, once is enough

RAWRR! I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Rumors

Took me 3 freaking days but I finally found the modem
I'm so smart

FYI, If you wanna gossip about someone,
make sure that SOMEONE is not within hearing distance
AND GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE YOU START SPREADING RUMORS
Or else just STFU :D
Ohh, and I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING BF IN FORM 4
God gave us all something called brains,
Sad case that you don't use them before you start blabbing about stuff that are untrue

P/s:
Going back this Saturdayyy! :DD

This is my HAPPY face

Hari Koperasi, BALLOONS! :)

I shall blog about the 101 interesting things I accomplished today
Or not.
I SKIPPED SCHOOL!
Oh I mentioned that in the previous post
WHO CARES? I AM HAPPY! :DDD

Today I watched a REALLY freaky movie called The Horsemen
It was about cults :/
They hung themselves up with hooks and bled to death (so pathetic)
And the worst part was when this really sad looking guy used a chainsaw to cut his stomach open *freaks out*
Slap you if you think that's not disgusting :DD

I did 100 sit-ups and ate salad for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

KIDDING -.-

I tried to do a split, pulled a muscle, gave up and ate chocolate
Fine, Imma failure
But at least Imma happy failure! ( if there's sucha thing )

P/s:
I'm addicted to Facebook games :)

Parent's Day

Puan Hamisah said " Melisa seorang murid yang baik " *angelic smile*
Awww, so trueeee *snorts*
I AM HAPPY!
I AM SKIPPING SCHOOL TOMORROW!
I ATE MCDS FOR DINNER!
I SHOULD BE FEELING GUILTY BUT I DON'T CARE!
WOO-HOO!

Isit too blue now?
Should I try green? :D

Melisa being random

Tests NEXT THURSDAY!
If I don't get all As this time,
I'm *does the throat slicing sign* dead meat
Purlease, I'm not gonna kill myself kay *rolls eyes*
I'll be banned from going online and will DIEEEE of boredom

Moving on!
Ohh I'm so jealous of Wendy and Ivon's dimples!
Me want dimples tooooooo!
I can only achieve one on the right side if I smile REALLY hard
But since I'm don't wanna go around looking like some horny freak
I'll just accept the fact that me and dimples have no fate *BOO-HOO*

Transformers 2 : Revenge of the fallen is NICEEE!
Better than the first :DDD
Too bad the only seats left were in the 3rd row and I ended up with a headache -.-

YAY, bought a dress for my cousin's wedding next week :D
And swimming stuff! I am serious about swimming *cough* Very serious :DD
Shall start next week? after PMR!



P/s:
Ohh, appleees :)

New Blogskin

I know it's too pink
Ahh, can't be bothered lurh
I copied all the codes from the old blogskin :)

It's a Sunday

Met Julia while I was walking my dog
She was jogging with her sister :DD
Didn't recognize her at first cos I wasn't wearing contacts -.-
Apparently we're staying in the same taman lol
My parents went out without telling me
I was locked out for half an hour *cries*
Looked so pathetic -.-
I was sitting on the doorstep listening to my dog panting sounds like a cross between a porn video and someone with an asthma attack and being eaten alive my mosquitoes
I KNOW YOU FEEL FOR ME! :DD

Oh yippee
I can finally touch my toes after being unable to do that for a week
Slap me the next time I go cartwheeling around the field
without warming up

P/s:
Previous post will be deleted on Wednesday

PMR 7th to 13th October
Oh yea, I CAN'T WAIT! :/
And I'm going back right after it's over

The math tutor pronounces "Protractor" as " Pro-tato"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry I have nothing to blog about XD

OMG, recovering from shock
The world is ending

Hari Koperasi

Yor, stop asking why I don't reply texts and calls lurh
I lost my sim card ages ago -.-

Air-Con stopped working at 1:08 am
Sleep is IMPOSSIBLE without Air-Con
I woke up at 6:51 am
Never realized I could get ready for school in 20 minutes
Which means I'm gonna get up LATE every morning and rush like crazy
Need more sleep! :D

Hari Koperasi today :)
Omggg, I spent RM 20 on FOOD and Buku Rujukan :/
I'm so obsessed with buying buku rujukan :DD
And I pile them up in one corner where they collect thick layers of dust
I'm gonna actually start doing them one of these days :)

Today was kinda fun, beats sitting in class
Too bad CKC had to come in class after assembly -.-
So freaking weird lurh, he came in, discussed barely 6 questions and went out
We were like " HUH? "

Pictures :

LOL.LOL.LOL.LOL.LOL.LOL.LOL



What's with guys and middle fingers lurh? lol

Wendy and her nerd pose :DD

Aww, she loves me XD

Library

We sakai, never see apple before :DD

Let's kick ass XP ( Yea right )

Our love affair with the pillars *cough*





I SWEAR I'm not that short! They were tip-toeing!

Signature pose :DD

Homosapiens :P

Popcorn and Ice lollies


:))

Melisa, Ann-Marie, Wendy

First attempt


Second attempt


-.-

Oh yea, Kenvyn's SO 'TALL' :P

Julia, Shireen, Ivon

Behind bars? LOL



*cough* I saw nothing

KISHEN : I'll slap you if you take this shot
ME : *snaps away*
KISHEN : F____r!
ME : F__K you back!
( OMG, I did not mean to say that ) *slaps self*
First time I said the F word here -.- ( fine Ivon, first time I yelled it )

Jagdev and Kenvyn

The Love Triangle
Starring : Julia, Ivon, Shireen



IVON : Shireen, don't leave meee!

IVON : YAY, she's mine now!

Fineee, whadeva. I know I'm lameee

#$@!*! Ferris!

3 Gemilanggg :)

Field


No one from HSBM, so keep guessing cos I'll never tell :)

P/s:
Nudge me on MSN if you want your picture

FUCK SENI
Can't he give me marks for TRYING? LOL

Dum Dum Dee Dum

OMGGG, we have school on Saturday!
*takes out hankie* *weeps* *stabs wrist with a pen* *nothing happens*
I STILL HAVE TO GO SCHOOL!
Guess there's no need to remind you how MUCH I hate going to school

Highlight of the week :
During PJ, I ( the victim ) was sitting there ever so INNOCENTLY,
Minding my own business,
when some guy from 3H hit me right at the back of my head with a football
I didn't even know what happened then -.-
I was talking to _____ and suddenly BAM
Next thing I knew,
I was on the ground,
literally seeing stars and everyone was going " OMG OMG OMG "
And some freaks seemed to find the sight of me rolling forward and clutching my head in my hands so very amusing and couldn't resist telling practically everyone at the first chance
Oh HAHAHA, yea it was SO FUNNY I forgot to laugh -.-
Super dizzy after that
But at least had an excuse to not play the stupid ball game :D
Spent the rest of the time doing cartwheels and back rolls with LiTeng, Ivon and Wendy :DDD
Whole body aching like hell now :/

Oh, we ( me, Ivon, Wendy ) made a pact to STOP EATING CANTEEN FOOD
Not because it's unhygienic or anything, but because I want to be THIN! :DD
I'm bringing apples to school tomorrow! :DD
Apples are yummy AND good for health ! ( I don't really like apples actually :/ )

OMGGG, I feel so dizzyyyyy!
Side effects?

I'm so fucking pissed right now
Because of ________
I wish I had the guts to _______
But since I don't I'll just _________

Blogger being a total BITCH again


Awww, me long hair

P/s: VERY pissed

Lalala~ I know I'm not supposed to be online
I'm so sneaky! I feel like a spy! I sniffed out the modem!
Not.

I shall not blog about exams!

Okay maybe a lil bit
I checked my results on the HSBM website
No, I did not stalk, I checked ONLY MINE :DD

I broke a mirror yesterday doesn't that mean SEVEN years of bad luck?
Screw superstitions!

I fell down the stairs yesterday

I'm currently reading the *cough* very *cough* nice book Wendy borrowed me :DDD

BYEE! :)

P/s:
Who's with What and What's with Who?



What's wrong with Blogger by the way? -.-

Omggg, I'm banned from going online
Omggg, Astro threatened to be canceled
Omggg, nervous breakdown
Omggg, I'm gonna start studying my ass off from today next week
Omggg, how to breathe without Internet?
Omggg, DIEEE
Omggg, I joined the Chinese competition on GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
Omggg, have to stay back on Friday
Omggg, I hate staying back
Omggg, I'm losing it

Selena <3

<3>

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SELENAAAA! ♥♥♥

melisa.hj.SELENA! gangsta look

I have very few pics of her, since she has this phobia of cameras
LOL, we always force her into taking pictures :DD

Warning : NEVER sit beside her in the cinema
She this VERY infectious laugh, and she giggles AT LOT even at the not-so-funny-parts
And I still remember that time when she threw popcorn at me and I didn't even realize until I came out of the cinema and there was popcorn on my hair -.-
& I love bullying her along with HJ and ChaoWee :P
Cos she's SUPER DUPER LAMEEE! :DD

She's REALLY smart too
Spends half the day Mapling and somehow ALWAYS manages to get 1st-2nd in class
I'm so jealous! :P

Omgg, I miss her so freaking muchhh!

LOVE YA BABE! :))

Forget bout quitting Bejewled Blitz, I'm now the highest :DD

Hmph

Oh right, ignore the previous post, it was the hormones talking
Oh wait I have hormones? I think? Just ignore it, wasn't meant for anyone in particular

I'm quitting Bejeweled Blitz, all that hard work, for Nothing!
I wanna sue!!!
Fine lurh I'm being a drama queen -.-

I miss them so effin much

Yes? No?

He loves me
He loves me not
I love him
I love him not
He loves her not
He loves her

I WANNA KICK MYSELF SO HARD FOR EVER FALLING FOR HIM

I WANNA KICK MYSELF SO HARD FOR EVER BELIEVING HIM


Don't bother asking unless you're one of my besties :))

GRRR

I am so fucking pissed with my English marks
I swear, English is the the only subject I get kiasu over
I wonder why -.-

I got THIS question wrong for Math :

63+45÷3-19 = ___

And that's not the stupidest mistake I made -.-

The first thing Wendy and Loga said to me this morning :

" What happened to your eyes ? "

They were swollen and hurt like hell today
I look like I haven't been sleeping for months
or cried myself to sleep every night
Not trueee~

Had a nice, LONG talk with ____ and ____ about X
And all I can say is, I'm never trusting X ever again
Either he was the world's most manipulating person
or I was a total dummy to fall for it

P/s:
It's weird how can you can wake up one morning and realize it was so not meant to be

Back to school

His retardation makes him adorable :D

So much for being " EXTRA EARLY " today -.-
Barely had time for breakfast
Went to school looking like a zombie, was walking around in a trance
SO SLEEPYYY! I WILL fall apart if I continue sleeping at 4am everyday
WTF! New timetable. KH DOUBLE PERIODS TOMORROW!

I hate school even more now

I am determined to NOT study.
If I ever told you that I've started revising EVERYDAY for PMR,
You should know that it's not me and the real Melisa was kidnapped by unseen forces
Unlike some kiasu people, I'm NOT gonna lug piles of "buku rujukan" to school
It's not worth it

I won't bother getting upset over something I didn't work for;

♥♥♥

When are the next holidays? I need them

P/s:
Wanna know why?
Cos I hate putting on a happy face for someone I don't care for

Tell me

I HATE SCHOOL
I DON'T WANNA GO SCHOOL

I want someone to plant a bomb in school

Sometimes I wish I didn't chose to study in High School

I'm so screwed.

No wayyy!

OMG, this is so depressing!
Back to school tomorrow *sniffles*

To-Do List

. Hunt for holiday homework
( I've this bad feeling that I left everything in school )
. Print out Geography folio
( Not the real thing, just in case teacher checks )
. Attempt to scrape off 20 layers of nail polish

I think I'm going to school EXTRA EARLY tomorrow
Psst...I needa copy homework -.-
I find these so addictive :DDD

P/s:
I'm tired of hoping

Crappiness taking over

today sucked, woked up at 8 for badminton with youth
spent most of the time gossiping with Tiffany
the weather's driving me crazy, hate it hate it hate it
math tutor driving me up the wall,
I'm gonna start smashing my head with the calculator
Malacca airport done but abandoned, right wtf
I think I'm gonna get a fever

Oh whadeva, I feel crappy kay

Now, I'm gonna play Word Challenge to cheer myself up! :DD

:(

ShinYee went back Malacca and I'm stuck here
I don't HATE Penang by the way, I just don't LOVE it.
There's a difference

Advice from the "Love Guru"

Tim says:
u should just go up to the guy and tell him u luv him
Melisa! says:
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
Tim says:
okay, maybe it wasn't the best idea to tell him u love him that quick


FYI, I don't LOVE anyone kay -.-
That was uhh...casual conversation :)

I know myself, you don't know me

I don't need communication
Leave me aloneeeeeeee

I wanna rot at home ALONE ALONE ALONE

Never leaving the house
10000 years from now they'll discover my corpse skeleton lying in the same position
Ohh SAVE ME! I think I'm gonna create another Facebook quiz!
Yes that's what I'll do :DDD
So addictive! Like drugs!!! Have you taken drugs?
I'm talking to myself! Go away! Shoo!

I went crazy at 1:21PM. Don't worry I'm recovering :))

This is the I-just-woke-up-post

I'm so bloody tired
Fell asleep halfway through Terminator Salvation, and I've never slept in the cinema before
For once in months I'm going to bed before 12
I hate the way the dark circles below my eyes are starting to look permanent
Now I'm off to watch some creepy movie to give myself nightmares :DD
Friday the 13th!

Help?

Just remembered

BM ORAL