Well I'll tell you my friend one day this world's going to end. As your lies crumble down a new life she has found

=D : I wore contacts to school!
 the harsh truth : my eyes swell to the size of ping pong balls

=D : I finished a 350-word essay in 15 minutes during English exam!

the harsh truth : it was the suckiest essay I have ever written

=D : My hair's ______ length!

 the harsh truth : the split ends are so terrible it looked like I escaped from a fire and singed my hair

=D : I skipped lunch!

the harsh truth : i was so hungry i ate dinner at 4 and had 3 extra helpings. oh and a slice of chocolate cake because i felt sooo proud of myself.

 why me :(

*deep breath

okay here goes.

nothing. 

see. that's exactly how i feel about you.

byeee off to start packing for CF Camp and pleaseeeeeeeeeee let my pillow fit into the suitcase .___.

just because okay.

 Melisa's Quote Of The Year:

'I'd rather dig out my eyeballs and eat them'

Reminder to self : Freak out by screaming history facts in class? Bad idea. Setting your alarm to wake up at 4am to study? Uhhhhhhhhh. Leafing through 5 chapters of physics at 1 in the morning? Ok, Die.

oh. Hi there.

i'm feeling pretty annoyed with everyone around me and no i know it isn't fair when i probably annoy the shit out of everyone myself just by breathing

:(

tatas. 

Running Man , Heroes and Oh!My School :3

Things To Do :
1. Slave over AddMath
2. Stay fat.
3. Get annoyed with everyone.

oh well. at least I'm consistent in one thing.

so, now ur a catholic or pretestant?

Protestant.

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Things To Do :
1. Pass every subject
2. Freak out
3. Eat and be happy

Things To Do :

1. Get As and A pluses
2. Lose weight.
3. Be happy.

How do you design your nail linings ?

What nail linings lol

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ok the youtube link is really creepy. eventho I'm a christian =S

I watched it on a huge screen at full volume, that's worse :P

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If I see you not wearing specs, I'm gonna greet you from 5-10 meters away. See whether you recognize me haha

Lol you can try, I'm sure I will :D

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Tmr saya balik Malacca. Ok bye! :D

hi, recommend me some really good books please? x)

Stieg Larsson's books :)

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Wendy got boyfriend ? His name is ?

slight error there. you mean HER GIRLfriend. and HER GIRLfriend's name is Melisa .

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You still can't wear contacts right? So when you walk without specs, is it VERY blur? Since your power is 700+ :O

Yeah but I still can make out objects when I squint hard enough so it isn't that bad haha

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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would he chuck?

I don't really care about some woodchuck

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Resurrection Sunday

i was born and raised a Roman Catholic, 

after converting to Christianity everyone in my family was baptized while I never got around to having it done

was finally baptized last Sunday :)

religion is a tricky subject to broach, I can be a total hypocrite and say,

"Nolah of course I don't do that, it's against my beliefs" , or "Harh she did THAT and called herself holy ar??"

(which I do sometimes but shhhhhhhhhh)

see this is why I don't usually post Bible verses on my blog or Facebook.

it just showcases how huge a hypocrite I am.

btw I do believe.

(No I have no idea what I just blabbed about in the paragraph above)

:(

I have no idea who asked you about your relationship with Ferris. Who one earth is so obsessed with your relationship with Ferris? Like come on, -.-

You sound obsessed too :O

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impossible 3 years lah. ferris just break up with txs in just 1 year half month i think -.-

I said I wasn't counting.

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ooohhh u been a good student lately d waaad so so ur nightmares wont come true haha. for a sec i tot the jeannette in ur fs is the jean frm my year LOL

oh last year was a nightmare by itself lol.

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i love u again..XD

O_________________________________O. err. hi?

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wad nightmares? i'll only let in ppl i trusttt :D

Getting screwed by discipline teachers lol.

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You and ferris 3 years d?!!!

I haven't been counting. Can you people stop obsessing over this already -___-

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How you knw ferris wan ah? How he confess?

Classmates in f3. We shared mutual feelings :O We stalked each other :O

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Ferris down 100k.Non members cnt touch =]

Round it up to 900 k :D

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You from which primary sch eh?

SJKC Chung Hwa I , Kucing and Yok Bin, Malacca.

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congratz for can wear contacts d

Don't jinx it :P

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Wendaaaayyyy and vinson put braces eh? o.0

Yess :D

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eh eh wad second statement on my fs? dun be afraid of getting screwed :D

The let you in smthg one. I still have nightmares from last year -.-

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u told me about the lizard XD guess who haha

Don't wanna guess :P

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Then how you see without specs and contactsssssssss

I'm shorted sighted not blind. And I didn't walk into a pillar did I.

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You socialize with people well?

Nah not really. I don't take the initiative to start conversations and I mostly stick to my own clique lol

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would you help me screw the school? haha

I'll get screwed myself XD

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now don't go breaking my heart

Happy Good Friday :)

XXX

I have come to the conclusion that I live a life of hypocrisy.

P/s: you're not as amazing as you make yourself out to be

Omg yay I can wear contacts in 5 weeks :D

p/s: CLICK FOR JAPAN :D

would you help me screw the school? haha

I'll get screwed myself XD

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Do you like cartoon??

nah not really. certain animated movies are nice though

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I got story to tell. it involves a lizard and a toilet cubicle and ....

SO EXHAUSTED. want go sleep first. bye!

i love u XD

:O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

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You like to wear jean or dress??

errrr. it depends.

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So sayang.. So your passed how many out of three?? o.O =0

2.

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eh you say you cnt wear contacts d? But why you din wear specs during hsbm concert?

I don't camwhore with specs. :O and I wore them while I was in the hall

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U get 2 wear bk contacts?

No.

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HSBM Band Concert

On second thought. this post should be titled, Kwan Wendy and Melisa Lim's drama

we rushed to and back from tuition to buy stuff and photostat the cue cards.

Wendy was supposed to be in school by 6.30. we were still hunting for a dress at 6.15.

oh. and we had to cut the cue cards in the car.

her dress's strap broke. TWICE.

WENDY : SCREW YOU MEL SCREW YOU 

MELISA : OMG OMG HOW HOW

WENDY : SCREW YOU SCREW EVERYONE

MELISA : SHIT SHIT SHIT

it was fine. we settled it. in a very discreet, mature manner.

(thank God I didn't wear heels)

(yes even though I got perli-ed)

Horrible pictures cause wtf try taking pictures with that lighting

ah. lazy la. all the pictures are on Facebook anyway tatas!

Sneakers or sandals?

Neither. I like walking around barefooted.

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Why you got mole on your face? you look so aunty with red dress :P

"Abnormal collection of pigment cells present within the skin". oh. really ah. Don't see lor.

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Gurney , Song practice, Autocity.

Sunday.

NICE PICS ;D

Thanks ah.

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your DSLR skills so awesome now WOOT!

Really ah. Thanks ah. even though I got no skills :(

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Am I allowed to stalk into your private blog? :0

gimme your email lol

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epic.

just finished tutoring Justin on Form 1 History, gonna rush off to Gurney then Youth.

oh yea.

yesterday was very dramatic. ok bye!

Heyy.. How long did you jump for the long jump =)

Not far enough to pass. HAHA.

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Am I allowed to view that blog ??

Am I supposed to know who you are?

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u asked foo the same ques i did LOL i wanna see ur private bloggggg. btw thns for the easter egg

the tiny Easter egg XD Haha okaaaaay/

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Follow me too :D. I need to spread out my World Wide Web chain other than Facebook and Twitter ~lol.

Followed. :D Tumblr!!

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I never knew you are an AJK of wushu :0

Me too. HAHA. Omg you have formspring! XD

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Why you have to put that blog private ??

'Cause I reveal everyone's secrets there :O

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Maxim gelato! <3

Nice right! ;D

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So what if I go out on a million dates, You never call or listen to me anyway

'Cause I don't do school on Saturdays :D

so I went Penang.

 (taking pictures under the morning sun damn cheat one cause it makes you look super fair and mata bengkak also nevermind can cover up)

Candid betul.

oh and I was saying, 'This one sugar cane or bamboo?"

invite meeeeeee :D

you must have a blogger account first XD

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think i was pointing out haha. i wont ask u to skip school :D

Good student :P

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HOI. invite me. Mel.

Siapa you LOL

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skip schoool!

You're asking me to skip school or pointing out that i skipped school? LOL

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I quote 'April, please be good to me'

when I obsess ;

@Bread pudding

@Going, 'WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?!'

@Eye drops

@Sneakers

@Early nights

@F5 Biology Chapter 2

@Skipping school

I'm not actually angry or cynical all the time :( my blog is just some place to vent :(

Believe me when I tell you not to pay attention to half the stuff I blog here :D

please lah I can't imagine starting a post with,
"OMG today SO happy LOR! You know what I did today ah? I learned a new chapter in Biology. I love school so much!"

WTF.

(the cynical sarcastic sad side of me will start stabbing myself)
(yes I have no idea how that works too)

anyway.

http://melisa606.blogspot.com/ 

leave your email and name or whatever on Formspring or message me on Facebook and I'll probably invite you

oh and I got story to tell! 

(when I tell stories you must nod your head and pretend to listen even if you're on the verge of dozing off)

so today Wendy and I left for physics tuition an hour and a half earlier because I wanted to go Lohas .
oh and we went in practically every shop and boutique on that street to get sponsors for our school's magazine.
(no comment on that)
THEN RIGHT. Vinson went and ask for us.
THEN RIGHT. We went tuition.

Wah my story was exciting right.

oh I feel so guilty for crunching on potato chips in tuition 'cause I was sitting in between both of them and they couldn't eat 'cause they just had their braces done lol.
*suppress the urge to grin

one week of bonding time -____________________________-

(it's okay if you don't understand)

Nights!

how much is the owl necklace?

I can't remember LOL

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homemade macarons

yes I know these are nothing like the perfect looking ones you see on Tumblr :(

I spread way too much chocolate and my mum didn't want to use coloring :(

Cornea ulcer? Oh no ): What now? Hope your eyes are getting better (lol, yes, being super ahma here) [=

Hahahaha you sound really familiar :P and it's not getting better :s thanks btw :)

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screwed.

abusing April's Fool Day.

skipping school tomorrow to get my eye checked again 

(sorry i'm quite obsessed with my cornea ulcer and the fact that I was close to going blind)

Dec 2010

Feb 2011.

So bloody tired . 

Mid year exam in a month. 

Screw life.

Mooooooooooooo. How's life?

Life sucks boooooooooooo.

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Where do you get your bags? I couldn't find any nice bags around ;S

Lol really? I see nice bags every where . oh yea I got mine from some boutique in bm and Cotton On

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nice april fool joke haha

I'm abusing April's Fool Day . XD

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Speedy recovery for your eyes ^^

aww thanks. :)

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Who was the last person u hugged ?

My boyfriend.










(hehe did you fall for that? April's Fool!)
p/s: I don't hug :D

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it was black. then the rim broke up so the fella change the whole frame for me for free haha. the inside is purple

I shall stalk your specs :D

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I shall whine because that's what I do best.

so I went to the eye specialist and he did this eye scanning thing and I have 2 growths in my left eye wtf
I can't wear contacts till it's completely heal and that takes MONTHS wtf
and I have to use medication on my left eye HOURLY wtf

I got braces and glasses wtf.
(Sorry my posts will be filled with my complains about not being able to wear contacts.)


I don't even wanna go shopping anymore.

where did u buy the owl necklace?? p/s get well soon :)

Forever 21 and thanks :)

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my glasses are purple too haha

I thought black LOL

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OMG, I cannot imagine the look when you 're wearing specs ... XD

You don't need to

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can u still run? for house i mean

I don't feel like running with specs =X

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