Blow Your Mind kara Mr. Simple

Q : What do you get when you cross a sleepy Melisa with a camera?

 

A : a constipated looking lala.

   :PPP

  i'm amazed by how well i'm functioning considering how much junk food and how little sleep i'd had .
*adrenaline rush.


if you love me.

please , please, PLEASE. consistently , annoy me, plead with me, blackmail me.

into studying.

i started studying chemistry and biology the night before the paper. fml betul.

today , 10 minutes before Biology Paper 3,

Us : *freaks out *exchanges tips *flips through revision books without actually reading anything *freaks out more

X teacher : *walks past. oh i saw something life cycle

Us : *simultaneously. OMG TEACHER! WHAT LIFE CYCLE?! 

X teacher : something to do with plants, i saw a tree

(A) : OMG the nitrogen one? Nitrobactor?!

(B) : cannot be lah paper 3 where got nitrogen cycle!

(C) : OMG OMG OMG the insect one????

(D) : TRANSPIRATION? transpiration where got cycle??

everyone : *freaks out like gila

X teacher : oh i'm not talking about trials paper la. just now i walk past i saw a picture on life cycle of plants

Us : Oh.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL DOUBLE FOL.
(funniest incident of my week fml)