I wish I could write anonymously, or under a pseudonym, but then my article would probably drown under the other 900 '50 Things You Realise At The Age of 21' pieces on Elite Daily or Thoughtcatalog. That is even if I make it to that and don't end up answering to 'What's the best washing liquid out there??' on the 'Housekeeping Agonies Ask Aunt Annie' section of dusty magazines you find in the waiting room at the doctor's.

I think I should start a new Tumblr account.

Maybe there you'll know.

(JK. I have Land Law Assignment)

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