pain on a scale of 1-10 true events only 1, mid crossing one of the busiest streets in London backpack's right strap breaks 2, going to class with laptop and law books backpack's left strap breaks 3, walking into window sill/slicing thumb along with garlic 4, 1RM deadlift/squat/walking after leg/back day 5, meeting someone new and messing it up three seconds later 6, pressing the next button on an old Instagram account 7, losing a pet dog 8, twelve thousand words dissertation paper 9, a breakup 10, giving up Kettle chips