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Saturday, July 30, 2011

Friday, July 29, 2011

Omgoshhhh your hair is so long now, naiseeee. Can you stop getting anymore gorgeous!

I stopped 16 years ago :P

Ask me anything :)

Today I didn't sleep at all. Today I turn 17. Today I feel like shit.

*iwannadieface.

WHY CAN'T I SLEEP

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

我告诉你, 你现在担心的事, 你带着的害怕,你哭的原因,
三年后的的你, 看着以前的你. 只有两个字, "笨死"

*inhales

十三岁那年你还对世界有多么多的期望, 你以为你只要尽力就能达到目标

shit i can't do this anymore. bye.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Speaking from experience, you could actually. Study one month before SPM . You seem bright. Plus,its Malaysia =)

I'm so tempted to scream M'sia boleh now.
p/s: yes i can study a month pre-spm but i'll end up having mutiple breakdowns and breakouts (acne)

Ask me anything :)

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Reminder : ini SPM bukan PMR. KENNOT study 1 month before SPM. KENNOT *rams the word KENNOT into my head

Monday, July 18, 2011

Friday, July 15, 2011

don't need you when there's me



Wendy : Omg they lagi call me banana
Me : be proud of you banana-ness

*secretly laughs at my amazing joke
remind me again why i'm so lame

i know i 'm always going  "urghhh worst years of my life, 5 ESSAYS a day okay!"
but i'm really glad my parents sent me to a Chinese primary school.
 (not gloating or smirking at people who don't speak/read Chinese)
but it's nice to be able to order a bowl of curry mee without getting flustered
(unless the aunty/uncle/signboard speaks or is in Hokkien or some dialect then wtflah no need eat)

(btw. my chinese name is 楹旖)
I DEMAND your sympathy right now

it doesn't really matter that my Chinese is weird right :( 
shall reveal one of my Secrets.
(it isn't really a secret, i just thought of it 2 seconds ago while blogging, i'm cheating you into feeling extra special)

once during Primary 6 in Chinese class, 
i was asked to read out A sentence and i almost puked cause i couldn't pronounce 2 words and the teacher went, 'You're not feeling well? Your voice seems weird" . FML.

she made me sit near the door in case i vomited i would rush out and do it in the corridor fml.

*it is extremely embarrassing when you're in a class with a bunch of people who speak fluent chinese and you're reading 佣人 as chong ren. Fml to the max so stupid .___________________.

Alson's Bday party :D
(i'm posting this now cause there are some picts i left out on FB)

 2 of my favorite people :D *lesbo look. (poodle not included)

*sings Barney theme song

 his cousin so cute T_____________T




(WOOTS) (this is what lazy people do)



Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Monday, July 11, 2011

Going NS?

Don't think so :x

Ask me anything :)

fml i got into National Services. FML to the power of 10000000000000000000.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Fml. I do addmath folio until wanna die. and i'm soo skipping wushu practice tmr -.-

Thursday, July 7, 2011


 Happy Birthday Alson Goh ! :D
(please don't comment on the cake i have nthg to do with it wtf)

reminder : ADDMATH FOLIO

*slaps myself for procrastinating

1 Malaysia Run.









i made him use this as his profile picture hoho (Jul took this btw)

Vinson and Pang(in the car in front) our awesome drivers. we squeezed into 2 cars and went for lunch/brunch? in 2 different food courts

Our Goal : Eat in every single food court in Bukit Mertajam before SPM

Hey mel! :D Any suggestion on what bangs to cut?

I need help with my own hair :(

Ask me anything :)

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

I just want to breathe. is that too much to ask for?

anyway. had an awesome day with Julia :D ok bye :D

p/s: City Hunter!

why you beh tahan him? He did those things is because he care of you.

there are lines between caring, being annoying and stalking

Ask me anything :)

Sunday, July 3, 2011

(I'm so sorry. this was the only picture i felt like uploading cause if i upload a pict of myself i won't start blogging about some ahmah story except that school is not helping my self-confidence because i super dark now (picture cheat one) and my new bestfriends are zits and eyebags)
(i stopped wearing pinafore ages ago fml should try wearing on Tuesday see if still can fit anot)
(if you see me on tues wearing baju kurung means it didn't fit ok)
(don't laugh)
(ok i really will start studying soon)

*****I thought of an ahmah story to tell (the picture was just an excuse)

I witnessed my first ever fight this week *traumatized.
seriously ok. Julia, Shireen and I had front row seats to it,
NAO HOR. i can understand why in Korean/Taiwanese movies instead of running off to get help the girls just freeze and scream helplessly when their boyfriends get beaten up by a gang of ninjas/gangstas/guys who want their girlfriend/(ok nvm come up with your own bad guys)
 i don't think i should go into detail
(very sensitive topic later i kena tangkap by ISA)

Ok bye bye.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

You're not balding, everyone's hair is like that!

but my bald spot is way more obvious! (i just realized now ppl are really gonna notice it) (i really need to grow taller now)

Ask me anything :)

JULY.

1st July.
Parents-Teacher meeting :D

 'Cause Musical Chairs is the IN game. if you don't play it you're a loser

 Only kewl kids like us get to play Musical Chairs. 

*flips hair.

(no comment)

 Yay my siblings for the day :P
(Julia's mum took mine and Vinson's results :D)
(lalala my physics T_____________T)

 BTW. i was kidding about Musical Chairs being a cool game.
Bowling in class with bottles and chairs is way cooler .


 we went to have dim sum for brunch.
(I still dunno why we went back to school after that. my phone rang in the school compound and i was so freaked out i squatted behind a car -.-)



!!! never knew you could shoot zhen zhu with your straw (shit apa zhen zhu in english? pearl?) and it actually sticks to the surface of cars !!!

*prays that no one saw Alson shooting at parked cars and copied down Vinson's car's number plate


Okay. I'm gonna go nap and continue blogging laterrrrrrrrrr.


*snores.

you broke up with ferris? o.O

who told you that? (if you got that conclusion from my latest post on my blog ._____________. *sarcasm!)

Ask me anything :)

Friday, July 1, 2011

I was only looking for a shortcut home

Maybe at some point I would grow up.
Not in the sense of being old enough to vote, get married, get a job, leave home.
But being able to understand the world more.
Being able to pinpoint why some are chosen, some are not.
Why some are blessed and others seem to suffer.
Maybe that's what enlightenment is about
and HEY look. Melisa's maturing!

(just bear with me for one post i haven't had one done for ages i need to tell the world how i feel!)
(or at least the 3 people reading my blog)
(i do have at least 3 readers left right? T_______T)

Idk why people don't get my sarcasm :(
maybe because when I say stuff like, "OMG I WANT A BOYFRIEND HELP ME FIND" people actually think I mean it.
seriously?

I beh tahan -

1.when I don't reply your messages immediately and i receive another minutes later with 'Mel Mel you there?'
Sorry this is why I am breaking up with you because you suffocate me and you won't let me eat/sleep/breath/shit/live in peace.

Oh wait. I'm not even your girlfriend!!

2. your tactless, insensitive, mean, offensive insults (okayla actually they're not that bad i'd had worse but only yours seem to offend me sorry)

3. the fact that you're oblivious to my obvious irritation towards you

4. ERR. I forgot what number 4 is. okay anyway this isn't about anyone specifically. consider it my general irritation towards guys.



I have a thing for plaits right now.

(I took this pict to check my hair (don't laugh) and i freaked out when I saw the bald spot on my head)

Me : *runs off and shows to my mum
Mum : I TOLD YOU YOU BOTAK D.
Me : *kanasai expression

T_______________________________T


TMR GOT 1MALAYSIA RUN GILASIAL. 
hello. i damn syok today. ok bye bye.

u wear contacts to school nw?

Yes :D

Ask me anything :)