want or don't want

I JUST FEEL HAPPY. I'M EATING CAKE. CAKE MAKES ME HAPPY. I KNOW I WILL REGRET THIS WHEN I WAKE UP TO A BLOATED FACE AND EXPANDED WAISTLINE. OK NOW I DON'T FEEL SO HAPPY ANYMORE. OK I EAT ONE LAST PIECE. I THINK THIS HAS 600 CALORIES IN IT I KNOW CAUSE I GOOGLED IT DAMNIT WHY DID I GOOGLE IT I SHOULD JUST SWALLOW IT AND PRETEND IT'S A PIECE OF BROCCOLI YES THAT'S WHAT I WILL DO I'M SO SMART. YUMMY BROCCOLI. OK NOW I FEEL BETTER ,TYPING IN CAPSLOCK MAKES ME HAPPY TOO.

NOW I GO DO SMTHG THAT WILL MAKE ME EVEN HAPPIER LIKE, IDK , EAT MORE CAKE?

question, someone told me I'm mad, I am?

i like cake and capslock that's all :(

hello!