451st post :)

Ignore everything I say. in fact don't even bother reading anything I write here

I have mental issues. I was feeling high yesterday.

wtf. I feel damn emo now -______________-

*sighs. tomorrow.

p/s: i don't do coupling.

XXX

I'm so lousy. I lied. I'm quitting my blog.
and it isn't my fault
my brother will be hogging the laptop 24/7 after his SPM :@
and I refuse to upload pictures w/ this laptop because it gets on my nerves when I have to refresh about 50 times after each picture. grr.

*reminds myself that he'll be going off to college very soon to stop myself from puncturing my arteries with a razor blade*

err. Tumblr is so attractive
i want to marry Tumblr and name my kids Tumblr I and Tumblr II

WOOOOOOOOOOOTS TUMBLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Ok. Off to watch The Buried Life before I really stab myself.
BYE.

p/s: i'm a lil' hurt but i'll never let you know.

okay. so these are the pictures of Ivon and I in my house.

*edited
we read all the previous posts on my blog and laughed like mad at our hair and jakun-ess
but now I scroll down and realize we're as sakai now as we were a year ago. FOL.

oh and I just happen to be chatting w/ Kenvyn on MSN
and we're using (VERY) broken English so I'll probably blog in broken English . HAHA

 Wah now only I know my mouth can open THIS big :O

 HAI. I is lala queen. she is lala king. 

Together we wan rule the worldz!

*PEACE*

SO SORRY for censoring my face but I couldn't post a picture of myself with a face mask

T___________T

Hellcats! :D

 I DO WAN.

 SHE DO WAN.

then we took turns taking pictures of each other for our Facebook profile picture :P

(HERS SO CUTE RIGHT? GO LIKE!!)

I give idea for pose sure cute la need say

but mine no cute so I no put as profile picture T_____T

(wtf Kenvyn's punya influence now I can't stop typing broken punya English)

I don't have pictures of her 'cause she only sent me mine :(

so paiseh lurh all my pictures *blushes*

 so sorry I is dunno why I tongue is look like dizzz

 so sorry I is dunno why I face is look like dizzz

I got MORE pictures but I no feel like posting now 'cause I wan go tumbuk Kenvyn

I just realized my dog is almost 6 years old!

wtf same age as my Mum in human years so disturbing

A few days after using that mask,

*cues thriller music*

4 ZITS APPEARED ON MY FACE

*Melisa's world comes crashing down*

and YES. I was about to start typing 'I FEEL SO CHEATED LOR'

but then I saw the Twisties and Snickers wrappers in my waste paper basket

and OMG. I ONE WEEK NO EAT FRESH FRUITS/VEGE ALREADY HOW CAN?!

(I don't think a few miserable pieces of canned pineapple buried under layers of cheese and meat, swimming in tomato sauce on a piece of dough counts)

(yes I was describing a pizza how smart of you)

(and no I couldn't just type pizza, like that where got exciting hor)

Okay. I felt so guilty I actually went downstairs to grab an apple 

but I forgot about my braces ZZZ lazy to peel and sliceeeeeeee!

(shh don't tell my mum I threw it away after one bite)

(later she come lecture me about wasting food while children in Africa are dropping dead like flies at this very moment)

I'm serious

(the apple was sour anyway)

:P

I'm gonna watch Rapunzel tomorrow! :D

Nights!

I declare my blog free from all personal posts :P

 I think I'm gonna move to Tumblr

and yes I do know that it's basically rebloging pictures which is well not very interesting
but I'm gonna use it as my blog :D

After all these years of blogging, this is The End.

(I like drama. I like suspense. I was kidding)

I think I'll still be stuck here blogging when I'm 40. HAHA.
But yea. I'll probably update here less often?

XXX

2PM was on Happy Together last night

OMG I LIKE THEM

(this is so unlike me okay cause usually I don't like all-boy bands who seem to pay more attention to their complexion than actual singing or dancing)

I just insulted approximately one billion people who are fans of said bands.

anyway. I don't actually like 2PM, just one member :P

Guess correctly I give you prize okay okay?

Okay time's up no prize!

(sorry I am that lame)

I bet the answer you were expecting was Nichkhun RIGHT?

Sorry but I don't like guys who are 100000 times cuter and prettier than me

He's with Victoria! T________T

She's super cute too! They look so cute together!!

Why got people so cute one???? T__________T

Okaylah. I like JUNSU.

I'm not gonna upload his picture here and let you judge him by one picture :(

so maybe he isn't that good looking but he's so funny on Happy Together!!

and fine he's still prettier than me but at least he's manlier than Nichkhun :P

I should go now before I get hunted down -.-

BYEEEE :D

I've got her in my head, at night when I go to bed

Hello there the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley

(it's a song in case you're wondering)

No pictures for this post 'cause I'm not in the mood
 (okayla actually it's 'cause I'm using the old laptop and the page freezes every 2 minutes)

and I bet no one would be reading this post since I 'announced' that I was gonna abandon my blog. since when have I done that? :(

(EXAM WEEKS DON'T COUNT)

anyway. yea. probably should revise Form 4 work or go for tuition classes?
or at least make an effort to get out of bed before 1pm. hah.
btw. i damn pissed lor cause i nearly tripped over the pile of SPM books my brother dumped outside my room door.
(apparently both of us have the same tendencies to buy revision books, leave them untouched on shelves only to discover them months after exams wtf so typical)

I'm DEFINITELY not working my ass off for 10A+ though because frankly,
since when have I ever worked my ass off for anything?
it's impossible. pleaselahphysicstillnowBalsokenotgetwantmediear.

and anyway I don't think the results really matter 'cause I already know what I want

(omg I sound damn confident in that sentence above!)
(ok it was impulsive speaking)

I DON'T have a favourite subject and honestly I don't even like English
in fact I'm starting to hate English because of the teacher and marking scheme
and I think History and Biology are way easier to score :D
(please don't start cursing at me this is my opinion T___T)

tell me Modern Math and Physics easy then wtf I skin you alive and chop you into 86241 pieces T__________T

*sighs

I think I spend three quarters of my life wading through pools of guilt
(yes I know. SO dramatic)

I wish I could roll around in pigshit ignorance,

not thinking about anyone else's feelings or circumstances or future or past.

XXX

(this is edited because I don't feel like starting a new post)

I really don't have anything worth blogging, so I'll just upload pictures of FOOD

Aren't you excited??? :D AREN'T YOU?

 I had a slice of pizza for lunch yesterday.

I lied. 

I ate one whole pizza myself. HAHA.

I <3 home made pizza 'cause I can dump as much cheese and pepperoni as I want on it :D

ok. I lost the enthusiasm for blogging 2 seconds ago. BYE!

but that's the price we pay when we're living on the other side

HELLO. I know I've been MIA for err.
oh apparently my last post was only less than 48 hours ago wtf.

I am very fat now because the only exercise I get is tearing open packets of Twisties and Snickers yes I can freaking die of heartache and obesity

Ivon came over to my house yesterday :D
but the pictures are with her so I'll only blog about it after she's back from camp :(

XXX

Chocolate chip walnut cake from Secret Recipe T________T

Ok I have nothing else to blog about seriously.

 it looks like some disease!!!

I FEEL SO DISTRACTED. ok sorry I'm gonna abandon my blog bye :D

The truth is, when you start complaining about your life to me,I find it impossible to sympathize with you cause while you're going,
"why he don't like me la why he likes her more la"
I'm thinking "I have bigger problems than that fml"

Don't bother asking me what my problems are
I can't even see beyond the mountains of problems I have and no it's not because of my height wtf
Problematic kid lah wtf T____________________T

I wish I could die.
(Just saying it 'cause you know la I damn dramatic one)
okay I should shut up. Bye.

House Rules ;)

5 sips of a caffeinated drink is all it takes and I can kiss sleep goodbye

BUT. I finished House Rules by Jodi Picoult while all you lazypigs were snoring away

*smug look*

 

one of theBEST books I have ever read.

 it reminds me of the movie I Am Sam. omg so sadzzz T_____T

Go read it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I practically beg people to read good books wtf freak lor)
and I don't mind lending books :P

Ivon & Kenvyn's Birthdays

(REFER TO THE PREVIOUS POST :P)

I shall loyally upload all the pictures here even though
you can view them on Wendy's Facebook

this is why promises should not be made

 and the award for Lala Of The Year goes to . . . :D

 Seriously, anyone? 

 We had lunch. HERE! :D

 Birthday boy!

 Birthday girl!

 (this is supposed to be our sesat look but we failed in many ways XD)

 Julia's and mine ;)

 Ivon and Wendy dumped everything they didn't want on Pang's plate lol!

 Shoo shweeet.

 Ivon screaming, 'SO PAISEH I DON'T WANT' :P

Everyone was fed :D

 Vacuum cleaner!! HAHA.

 My last attempt to take a picture with Ferris before he went home T____T

We watched MEGAMIND :D

 Baskin Robbins!

Okay done blogging!

(i know this post is so lame 'cause i didn't even bother making up captions hahaha)