Lines I picked up today :
( No, I wasn't eavesdropping )
Potiphar's wife tried to seduce Joseph but failed.
12AM is way too early for bedtime.
I don't tell dirty jokes. I only listen.
I want to move to KL, there's Queensbay mall.
A really hot guy come up to you and ask you to go for a date with him.
You reply, " Are you a Christian? "
Bye bye!
P/s:
I am LAME. See, I admit it