it was funny because initially i wanted you to acknowledge me so badly.
i'd wished that you'd called or text
and then when you finally did

i felt nothing

(okay i sound so despo in the first sentence)

hello i've been online since 1 in the afternoon gonna go sleep now byebye nights.

Okay the only reason why I joined Twitter was because of the iheartmalaysia contest but I can't think of anything to tweet right now.
I'll make it a point to sleep before 3am at least twice a week

Book freak.

I know I swore off buying books for 6 months but I couldn't help myself :(

I love the smell of new books, and the crackling sound of the pages when you turn them and the shiny shiny covers

*inhales*

Now I need Chocolate Run and My Best Friend's Girl for the complete set!

BUY FOR ME!! *watery eyes*

(Sorry lor for being so beh paiseh)

In case you didn't get it the first time,
it's 'Chocolate Run' and 'My Best Friend's Girl' by Dorothy Koomson
*coughs*

 The Ice Cream Girls is the best one so far!
I stayed up till 4 am to finish it and I could barely open my eyes wide enough to wear my contacts the next morning lol.

 I'm gonna blog about the story in my cheaplak English now
(Yes, English can be described as cheaplak)

It's about these two women,
Serena who is married and trying to hide her past and Poppy who just got out of jail and is trying to make Serena pay for her mistakes

Spoiler ahead!

Okay so 20 years ago, both of them fell for a History teacher who turns out to be a total psycho and has a thing for 15 year old virgins.
Like seriously la, I don't care how 'sexy' or the fact that this dude has blonde white hair and blue eyes
He's a teacher!
-_____________________-
He manipulated and abused them for almost 3 years,
and when both of them finally summon up enough courage to leave him. . .

*cues thriller music*

Read the book if you wanna know :P

(Yes I'm gonna leave this hanging because I'm mean like that)

Nights! :)

Pfft, I want to go back to sleep.
better yet, I wanna quit schooling.

Here's my heart in a postcard;

 Happy Sweet 16 to Foo Shin Yee ♥  

I'm so sorry I couldn't go over to KL for your birthday :(

Have an awesome one and thanks for always being there for me :)

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Been feeling really cranky lately,

probably due to the superbitchy weather and ulcers that won't go away

I have been very mean to a lot of people, especially my brother

(Extra mean in his case, isn't that what siblings are for? A punching bag)

Him : Can pass the remote?

Me : Got no hands isit? Take yourself lah freak

The remote was beside me.

So mean right? and I said something much ruder than 'freak'

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I screwed up my piano practical exam, 

and it wasn't because I was blown away by the examiner's hotness

The first scale I was given was C MAJOR and I had to repeat it twice.

I am so amazingly talented lurh.

FOOD makes me feel so much better

(Realize how everything comes back to food?)

 Julia and I think/talk about food everyday in class

During physics class, teacher drew this on the board

(Okay I wasn't paying attention but it has something to do with heat)

We immediately thought of a carton of eggs and 'Pao' (Julia) and Dim Sum (Me)

P/s:

I have no idea what I'm doing in Science stream.

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I am soooo in love with...

(No not Gloria the hippo)

Macadamia nuts! :D

If I ever started a business I'd go bankrupt after 3 days.

Seriously. I bought a second hand van in my accounts folio, totally forgot about it and spent 10 minutes freaking out because I didn't have a penerimaan.

What the hell.

sometimes we forget who we are.

I don't think I have ever handed in an assignment on time.

  Ugh, so stressed laa.

1. Piano practical exam on the 24th
*hyperventilates*
*prays that I get the hot examiner like Ivon and Ann-Marie did*

2. Add maths file!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the homework given April onward were left untouched and I'm supposed to pass it up already

3. My UC2 resultzzzzzz
For ONCE, I would like to get at least a B for add math -.-

4. My ulcerzzzzzz. They are killing me.
Tell me, who gets ulcers on the tips of their tongue?! WHO?!?
This is Karma I tell you, I shall gossip less

5. English PLBS. I googled 'How To Make Cupcakes',
and ended up eating chocolate chip cookies while Facebook-ing.

(Blogging about this freaks me out even more!!)

Maybe I should start meditating like how that Guruji guy taught us, pfft

Doesn't he reminds you of....

THIS?

I'm gonna force my mum into baking these for me again because I NEED them

 Nights! :)

when you don't reply my messages after texting me first

it makes me really really really sad 

in fact it ruins my entire day :(

A firefly landed on my leg and I screamed like a sakai because I mistook it for a cockroach, lol!

At least I didn't smash it to pieces with a book right?

LOOKIE IT'S BUTT IS GLOWING WHEE!

Vampire Sucks literally sucks -.-

If you have not watch the trailer, SLOW! here you go

I think the trailer is way funnier than the entire movie?

There's nothing good about goodbye

I feel like giving up on my life already

*dramatic pause*

*screams I feel extra fat and ugly this week*

*dramatic pause*

(I already feel fat and ugly enough on every other day like lah I need that extra boost of confidence)
Shut up Melisa shut up.

I guess I should be thankful I wasn't born with an extra set of eyes, pfft.

 For ONCE, I'd like to wake up to find that my hair does not resemble a used toilet brush

Why can't I have sexy, silky hair like THIS?

Sorry I meant, THIS

I know my birthday, St Anne's feast and Hari KK was almost a month ago
But I wanna blog about it, in another post.
Maybe next week? :)

Random :

Melisa! says:

 and he kept saying
 ni you hao ma mah?
 wo yao ni de hao ma

;vonnnn                    *Hallelujaahhh! says:

 HUH?

Melisa! says:

 i want your num

;vonnnn                    *Hallelujaahhh! says:

 do you have good mother?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I'm so sorry if you don't get it :P

Brace face.

This is the last time you'll see my teeth NAKED.

Idk why hor. I so gatal go get braces.

Okay 2 of my front teeth were jutting out a little but it wasn't exactly noticeable until I was told the gap would get bigger soon.

So I decided to get braces fitted because
I didn't want to risk looking like my Civic teacher.

It hurt really bad the first week.

No. Scratch that.

IT WAS SO EFFING PAINFUL MY GUM SWELLED AND I HAD AN ULCER ON MY BOTTOM LIP. how sexy wtf.

(okay I had that ulcer after I accidentally bit my lip when I got over-excited while trying to cramp SOLID food into my mouth) Shh!

On top of that I look so fugly. 

Now I know why people with braces smile in such a weird way,

I look like a pervert when I smile with my mouth close

The braces 'pop' out like fangs!

Think Hannibla Lecter in Silence of The Lamb when he was forced into that metal contraption to stop him from eating people.

Or or. The KILLER SHARK from Jaws.

And please don't make me pronounce the words 'physics' and 'juice'  :(

 YOU CAN SEE THE ULCER ON MY BOTTOM LIP!

 On the bright side,
I get to win stare downs with Vinson*grins like a maniac*