when you don't reply my messages after texting me first

it makes me really really really sad 

in fact it ruins my entire day :(

A firefly landed on my leg and I screamed like a sakai because I mistook it for a cockroach, lol!

At least I didn't smash it to pieces with a book right?

LOOKIE IT'S BUTT IS GLOWING WHEE!

Vampire Sucks literally sucks -.-

If you have not watch the trailer, SLOW! here you go

I think the trailer is way funnier than the entire movie?