In real life, I am barely 5 feet 1. And I place much emphasis on the 1.
In real life, I have unruly hair that requires frequent wash & blow visits at the saloon.
In real life, I slur my words and my voice escalates to a higher pitch when I get excited.
In real life, I get excited a lot.
In real life, I would dash across a street oblivious of incoming vehicles to pet a puppy.
In real life, I squeal 'omg shit' a lot.
In real life, I spend 10 frustrated minutes jamming a key in the wrong direction before unlocking a door
In real life, I have an affinity for starting my sentences with 'hey do you wanna know about' and trail off with 'oh never mind's.
Would you like me in real life
