Last Christmas I gave you my heart

the weather's so awesome I went back to sleep after brunch

and I wasn't in the mood to blog but since I have nothing better to do I decided to annoy everyone here

omgwtfstomacheiwanttodie. 

you know how I whine about 98123 times a day about wanting to die ?

I'm not serious :( I don't want to die. Dying equals gone forever and no second chances :(

just saying lurh if I was held at gunpoint for your secrets,
I'd spew them out in 2 seconds flat
 Okay now no one's gonna tell me their secrets anymore.
Be considerate ok I can hear the trigger clicking now wtf it feels so real!!

wtf I need to lay off movies with shooting and hostages .
oh and more sleep. definitely need more sleep.

I wish I could sleep at night.
not when everyone else is jumping out of bed all fresh and oh so happy to start off another day screw everyone while I'm sitting on the bathroom floor throwing up

(please don't ask why I was throwing up it has a lot to do with no sleep and.)

Thank God for books. 

I'm saving so much money by borrowing books from the SJ library! :D

XXX

Saturday,

Freaked out when my mum called to say she would be back to send me to the Children Party in church in half an hour zz

and I was supposed to prepare 5 games for them fml procrastinator!

Sarah was awesome :D she helped me w/ all the games

but in the end we ran out of time and only played one lol!

my Mum dressed up as a clown HAHA

oh and that's my Dad playing the guitar and singing some Christmas song in the background X)

err the clown they hired. his jokes are hilarious in a sarcastic way -.-

rushed home to pick up my brother and went to Gurney
for dinner w/ my parents' friends from Kuching

well technically they are my friends too but I couldn't remember their names HAHA

oh and it was super jam because of some Food Festival -.-

so paiseh to camwhore T____T they have a DSLR T________T

walked them over to G hotel and err took pictures there.

I'll go steal the pictures from Andres if he uploads them on Facebook :D

I heart pwetty toilets :D

Sunday,

Did Christmas shopping in Sunway Carnival Mall

this is the tree without ornaments. HAHA. too lazy

I'll be going back on the 25th so I won't even be celebrating Christmas here :D

omg my mum's baking cookies bye!

I got my own lane but I can't see the road my rear view mirror's full of haters

i bet you never knew this,

beneath my err tendencies to trip over my own feet and go "harh?" 50 times a day,

I'm a superhero in disguise :D

REALLY!

it was all a cover up! I'm INVINCIBLE hehehe!

 I can shop for 8 hours on 3 hours of sleep then do the same thing the next day!

Omg. I feel like dying seriously what superhero my ass la.

Last Friday, my mum woke me up at 6 to get to G hotel fml.

I freaking slept there until 10 then went to Gurney to get tickets to The Chorincles Of Narnia : The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader

thank God I didn't get 3D, pfft waste of money

 G-hotel

 I am so amazing I can camwhore while I'm half asleep! 

went shopping for presents 

  i made all the guys tried on different shirts and my brother ended up buying everything for himself wtf

 HIM : this is damn gay. can you stop being so gay?!?

-_________________________-

 christmas colors :D

 I was happily stuffing my face with spaghetti when someone told me the metal bowls our food was served in was originally used to place organs in during surgery wtf

 the sauces are in syringes! how cute is that?! 

 ghey much.

so I went shopping myself and spent almost every cent I had and forgot we were supposed to have dinner in Gurney. and between me and my brother we had exactly RM19.70 just nice for McDs . FOL.

 he asked me to take a nice picture for FB

then he said all the pictures look gay -.- fine la.

Met up with Ferris :D

 HAHAHA. he didn't even know I took this picture :P

 OMG I want a DOOO DOLL! from MPH!

i don't usually like or ask for plush toys cause they take up space and get dusty but this is sooooooooo irrestible (not cute, i know it's not -.-)

it's RM109.90 btw T__________T

while I was pulling this off the shelves to show Ferris how irresistible it is I knocked off an entire row of notebooks FML .

met up with my parents and took money from my dad 

(i feel super guilty now omg i spent almost 450 that day buying crap)

seriously. I suck at saving money. Idk how people do it. 

most of the time when I see something cute/pretty/shiny I'll be 'omg so cute i want'
*grabs and puts on counter

then only realize I paid 29.90 for some stupid keychain or a dress i know i'll never wear wtf.

i have dresses i bought for CNY LAST year that were never worn wtf

what if i end up like Rebecca Bloomwood and have to eat instant noodles till I'm 80 to pay off my debts!?

ok this is so depressing moving on.

Belgian Chocolate from Gelatissimo <3

 pliz tell me this is nice. I made my brother buy it now he thinks it looks stupid.

Cute what right -.-

5th one shyte. 

can someone tell me why the metal part of my braces (sorry idk what it's called) keeps breaking off even when all i ate was a piece of papaya? -______________-

XXX

you're probably wondering why every picture has 'mel.is.a' in it

yes 'cause I damn lebih like that like it or leave it

well it's cause a few days ago, 

I was shown this blog with one of my pictures and the exact same lines I used in it

and it was pretty shocking because I didn't know there were people out there thick faced enough to rip off someone else's blog oh and doesn't even try mustering the tiniest bit of originality by at least changing A WORD instead of copying and pasting everything wtf.

why don't you just paste the links to our blogs on yours and write

'oh I don't need to blog 'cause I do/eat/go/breath/feel the exact same things as them'

p/s:

FYFL

451st post :)

Ignore everything I say. in fact don't even bother reading anything I write here

I have mental issues. I was feeling high yesterday.

wtf. I feel damn emo now -______________-

*sighs. tomorrow.

p/s: i don't do coupling.

XXX

I'm so lousy. I lied. I'm quitting my blog.
and it isn't my fault
my brother will be hogging the laptop 24/7 after his SPM :@
and I refuse to upload pictures w/ this laptop because it gets on my nerves when I have to refresh about 50 times after each picture. grr.

*reminds myself that he'll be going off to college very soon to stop myself from puncturing my arteries with a razor blade*

err. Tumblr is so attractive
i want to marry Tumblr and name my kids Tumblr I and Tumblr II

WOOOOOOOOOOOTS TUMBLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Ok. Off to watch The Buried Life before I really stab myself.
BYE.

p/s: i'm a lil' hurt but i'll never let you know.

okay. so these are the pictures of Ivon and I in my house.

*edited
we read all the previous posts on my blog and laughed like mad at our hair and jakun-ess
but now I scroll down and realize we're as sakai now as we were a year ago. FOL.

oh and I just happen to be chatting w/ Kenvyn on MSN
and we're using (VERY) broken English so I'll probably blog in broken English . HAHA

 Wah now only I know my mouth can open THIS big :O

 HAI. I is lala queen. she is lala king. 

Together we wan rule the worldz!

*PEACE*

SO SORRY for censoring my face but I couldn't post a picture of myself with a face mask

T___________T

Hellcats! :D

 I DO WAN.

 SHE DO WAN.

then we took turns taking pictures of each other for our Facebook profile picture :P

(HERS SO CUTE RIGHT? GO LIKE!!)

I give idea for pose sure cute la need say

but mine no cute so I no put as profile picture T_____T

(wtf Kenvyn's punya influence now I can't stop typing broken punya English)

I don't have pictures of her 'cause she only sent me mine :(

so paiseh lurh all my pictures *blushes*

 so sorry I is dunno why I tongue is look like dizzz

 so sorry I is dunno why I face is look like dizzz

I got MORE pictures but I no feel like posting now 'cause I wan go tumbuk Kenvyn

I just realized my dog is almost 6 years old!

wtf same age as my Mum in human years so disturbing

A few days after using that mask,

*cues thriller music*

4 ZITS APPEARED ON MY FACE

*Melisa's world comes crashing down*

and YES. I was about to start typing 'I FEEL SO CHEATED LOR'

but then I saw the Twisties and Snickers wrappers in my waste paper basket

and OMG. I ONE WEEK NO EAT FRESH FRUITS/VEGE ALREADY HOW CAN?!

(I don't think a few miserable pieces of canned pineapple buried under layers of cheese and meat, swimming in tomato sauce on a piece of dough counts)

(yes I was describing a pizza how smart of you)

(and no I couldn't just type pizza, like that where got exciting hor)

Okay. I felt so guilty I actually went downstairs to grab an apple 

but I forgot about my braces ZZZ lazy to peel and sliceeeeeeee!

(shh don't tell my mum I threw it away after one bite)

(later she come lecture me about wasting food while children in Africa are dropping dead like flies at this very moment)

I'm serious

(the apple was sour anyway)

:P

I'm gonna watch Rapunzel tomorrow! :D

Nights!

I declare my blog free from all personal posts :P

 I think I'm gonna move to Tumblr

and yes I do know that it's basically rebloging pictures which is well not very interesting
but I'm gonna use it as my blog :D

After all these years of blogging, this is The End.

(I like drama. I like suspense. I was kidding)

I think I'll still be stuck here blogging when I'm 40. HAHA.
But yea. I'll probably update here less often?

XXX

2PM was on Happy Together last night

OMG I LIKE THEM

(this is so unlike me okay cause usually I don't like all-boy bands who seem to pay more attention to their complexion than actual singing or dancing)

I just insulted approximately one billion people who are fans of said bands.

anyway. I don't actually like 2PM, just one member :P

Guess correctly I give you prize okay okay?

Okay time's up no prize!

(sorry I am that lame)

I bet the answer you were expecting was Nichkhun RIGHT?

Sorry but I don't like guys who are 100000 times cuter and prettier than me

He's with Victoria! T________T

She's super cute too! They look so cute together!!

Why got people so cute one???? T__________T

Okaylah. I like JUNSU.

I'm not gonna upload his picture here and let you judge him by one picture :(

so maybe he isn't that good looking but he's so funny on Happy Together!!

and fine he's still prettier than me but at least he's manlier than Nichkhun :P

I should go now before I get hunted down -.-

BYEEEE :D