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Friday, July 31, 2009

Everything we left behind


H1N1! We are DOOMED!
Better retreat to our tunnels!

Omggg, had a terrifying encounter with a gecko in MY BAG during the last period in school today
That freaking thing was glaring up at me with it's beady eyes
& I kinda expected it to go : " Oi who invited you here?" WTF
I followed my instincts and did what anyone else would
Jump up and start shrieking " OMG, bag, lizard, inside! Lizard! "
( I'm incapable of stringing a sentence together when in shock)
I still don't find it funny!
Thank Gawd it didn't run up my arm or anything
or I would've been emotionally scarred for life
Don't call me a drama queen, lizards REALLY DO SCARE ME THAT MUCH!
Good thing it wasn't Ooi's class or he would've called me a pampered kid again and made me dispose it with MY bare hands
EWWW EWWW EWWW
& everyone asked me to check my bag in case
the lizard left it's tail or EGGS behind

Conclusion : LIZARDS SUCK!
& should go to hell for shortening the life of innocent victims like me


P/s:
Private blog updated