Why are you doing this?

doing what?

Ask me anything :)

Heard you own a 550D now! YAY!

Lol. Hi Wendy/Ivon!! XD

Ask me anything :)

mel-is-a-pretty girl!:D

I know you! :P

Ask me anything :)

Are u in melaka now?

Yeaps :D

Ask me anything :)

Would you get offended if someone says you're short???

Nah not really. I'm used to it already so yea XD

Ask me anything :)

LOL *insulted* whaaaa- I can so, totally, like, do a bimbo voice. Just not yours.

Hahahaha. Mine as way better :P

Ask me anything :)

I like chansung. AHAHAHHAA. but Nickhun is cuter. :P

OMG. I found Chansung creepy (but still hot la in a way hehe) Junsu's cute too XD

Ask me anything :)

You are so pretty :)

Pictures are deceiving.

Ask me anything :)

HEYLOHHHHHHHH *bimboish voice* Ehmagawd, your formspring page is like, omigosh, the same background like your blog!!! Dunno how to change ah? Put one bright PINK with YELLOW stars and BLUE dogs on it PLEASE!

ohmagawd are you like freakin' color blind ? PINK , YELLOW and BLUE?! *fan self* aren't those like the colors of our like country's flag or something ohmagawd and you know I'm like so not lurvin that flag like seriously they need to like get real like I would like totally LURVE a hot pink one with like silver rhinestones maybe. now that would be like totally CUTE! ohmagawd!

P/s: and you can't do my bimbo voice.

Ask me anything :)

Packing.

halfway thru packing
i probably could have pack tmr night
but the last time i did i forgot to pack my contact lens solution, conditioner, hairdryer ......
(ok you get the idea)

i can't pack light. i'm bringing books, nail polish, dvds and omg i need everything in my room
i hope no one will wonder why my suitcase is extra heavy

this is what i meant about not being able to sleep fml

really very sorry that i use her account.lol.who's vinson btw?

he's a classmate of mine.

Ask me anything :)

Rudolf, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose

when i say i'm busy. i really mean i'm exhausted
exhaustion comes with the word busy.

(RANDOM)

oh and I'm on a diet (SERIOUS THIS TIME)

because my mum said I need to lose weight arhem -.-

and sadly I agree with her T________T

it's very depressing going shopping with her when she's practically 2 sizes smaller than me

usually we end up arguing over the sizes of clothes to get wtf

(yes we share clothes. or used to until I got fat boo-hoo)

you know what's ironic?

I've been going out at 9 and coming home at 8pm  for the past week so technically I've been eating out a lot wtf. oh and my mum baked 3 different types of cookies and cakes. lagi wtf.

 ok yealah I was the one spreading the icing.

don't go eww T__T it's very difficult to get it done evenly T__T

my presents aren't under the tree because I wasn't good this year :( opened them already. HAHAHA

I'm gonna squeeze in a lala picture in every post otherwise after I lose weight you kennot recognize me liao I damn sad then suicide  KONONYA.

. I'm going off soon HOHO. and next year gurantee no time to blog.:(

*bimbo-ish nasal voice* 

December is like the like best month ever 

I can like get hot pink nails which are like soooooo CUTE . ohmagawd I'm like sooooooo in lurve with my nails now ohmagawd and I get to like go shopping like everyday and like buy all these CUTE stuff ohmagawd and like I saw like this dude who was like so my type  if he like got rid of that white beard, started like working out and got like some fashion sense like ohmagawd he was in this like red coat thingy with this like black belt like eww like gimme a break that is soooooo last year ohmagawd I can't wait to like bump into him again ohmagawd I think I'm like in lurve ohmagawd my brother is like SO MEAN he like said I'm in lurve with a fictional character like ohmagawd he made me sound so dumb like how dare he I'm like so trying not to like frown 'cause I hear it like gives you wrinkles and

ok I got bored being a bimbo

being a bimbo is like soooo boring I'm like so going off to like do my nails. Ciao :P

Look at Frosty gooooooooooooo!

when life's a bitch.
Be a bigger bitch.

Hellooooooooooooooooooooo. I feel like being a lala today so I shall be a lala.
Taadaaaah. My first lala picture of the day!

DO YOU FEEL THE LALA-NESS?

*faints from the excitement*

yay finally done buying, wrapping, cursing in a very non-Christmas fashion after realizing i forgot to remove the price tags wtf, rewrapping, labeling and giving everyone their Christmas prezzies. phew -.-

(ok except for my immediate family)
(must hide theirs first then only syok)

(ok i lied. i didn't get theirs yet wtf this Thursday la i am very busy ok)

maybe bad things happen

because it's the only way we can keep remembering what good is supposed to look like.

不知道做么我突然间想用华语部落硬*(1),我知道我的华语很老牙但你不准笑不然我会因过度伤心而自壁. 好拉我要发神经料做么僵难的?!? 瓦德发!*(2)

*(1) 部落硬 : BLOGG-ING

*(2) 瓦德发 : WTF

(omg i'm so smart i improvised Chinese words and turned it into my own language)

If you can read Chinese pleaseeeeeeeeeee don't bash me up T_____T

XXX

Tron Legacy is so stupid.

the script is dumb, the 3D effect sucks, the characters are boring.

Okay. done unloading my discontent.

wtf seriously ok before the movie started,

there was this advertisement about Justin Bieber's 3D concert and I was like,

WTF .wan hear his voice already wan die now wan pay 18 bucks to have him right in your face siao meh!

but the 3D effect was seriously good I think if you're his die hard fan you'll probably need to blow into a paper bag when he stretches out his hand -.-

but Tron . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. it was so BLAH.

XXX

uhm. from now onwards I'll TRY texting/IM-ing people first.

-.-"

Hopefully they won't think I'm creepy lah. HAHAHA. 

Nights! :)

Is it me.

okay. a really short update since my relatives came over from Malacca and we're going out for dinner in 10 minutes.
omgwtf so exhausted -_____________________-
and i can't believe my brother will be leaving for college on the 3rd of January!!!
so fast leh!
but then yay i'll probably skip the first day of school to kepo send him off
(omg i make it seem so dramatic when in reality it's 45-60 minutes drive away)
Still..........................
i think i'll miss him? HAHA.

oh and I'll try to blog before I leave for Malacca and KL on Christmas Day
celebrating my grandma's birthday on the 1st and will be back on the 2nd of Jan.
and err. form 5 wtf wtf wtf. omg need to find Chemistry tuition some more shitz.

*sighs

is it me or.

ok nvm no time to start emo-ing and irritate you everyone's yelling at me to get down
byeeee :)

(the post below was added 4 hours later)

XXX

I'm afraid to talk to you because I might start to cry and not remember how to stop.

Isn't it sad how people drift apart?

Like the person you'd sat next to for 2 years in class and shared bars of chocolates and nuggets with when the teachers turn their backs

or a friend you made up a secret handshake with and wrote letters to even when you were a thousand miles away

or someone who knew you so well they'd finish your sentence for you and you'd tell them secrets you were afraid to even repeat out loud because you know you can rely on them not to judge

or the first best friend you had who would tell you if they didn't like your drawing or yell at you when you dissed their favourite band but took all the blame when both of you were sent off to the Principal's office

or that one person who bothered calling or texting
just to say 'Hey, how have you been holding up?'

or someone who stuck up for you even if that meant losing

or stays up with you when you have difficulties sleeping

or a friend you've called so frequently you could rattle off their number backwards without hesitating.

and now you don't even remember their last names.

I'm terrible at any sort of relationships.

I think I'm the kind of person who needs space?

Lots and lots of space or I'll get claustrophobia and.

The thing is, I don't text/IM anyone first just to say hi. 

well unless you're someone i'm super close to or really miss

If you stop bothering to come over and talk to me we'd probably turn into strangers

okay. I suck.

oh and plus I'm really mean. and anti-social.

Ugh. Relationships are so tricky!

(please don't jump to the conclusion OMG Melisa is in love!!)

Wtf slap you ar selfish people like me don't share the teeny teeny bit of love they have :P

I'm gonna go watch The Social Network now. Bye!

*sighs. have to wake up before 9 tmr to go look at some colleges in Penang

i feel very freaked out now why am i so freaked out it's past 12am i am so freaked out

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will do

 (the title of this post are lyrics of a Christmas song LOL)

I don't actually want a hippopotamus I want height, books, chocolates and .....

Youth Christmas Party in church yesterday.

Please go to Tiffany's Blog for the pictures :D

(she looks super gorgeous!!)

and ok. the party was really awkward.

We ate at Pizza Hut, AutoCity and I was the one placed the bookings but when we arrived starving , close to 9pm they said no one called to make reservations wtf

oh and 2 hours ago some guy from Pizza Hut called to ask if I'm still coming tonight WTF -.-

 I stole this picture from her blog to make this post less boring -.-

went to the flea market with Wendy later on :D

I can't believe I spent so much on accessories I'll probably never use -.-

she wouldn't let me buy the bag I wanted T______T

ME : omg but it's nice look at it so cheap somemore

WENDY : NO MEL NO LET'S GO *grabs my arm

ME : NOOO I WANT IT

WENDY : NO NO NO CANNOT LET'S GO *drags me away

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

XXX

I was so excited with the hair accessories I bought -.-

(I just woke up and was in my pajamas)

P/s:

omg christmas!

Why Melisa kennot sleep at night?

Read and pick wisely.

1. Melisa does bad bad things and is haunted by guilt every night
2. Melisa is a nerd who can't go to bed with a book half read
3. Melisa can't resist caffeine
4. Melisa sleeps with the lights on
5. Melisa thinks about her ex-boyfriends and curses them until she gets so agitated she kennot sleep
6. Melisa is afraid of the bogeyman under her bed
7. Melisa is a vampire
8. Melisa turns into the female version of Mr. Hyde every night

(the answer is none of the choices above) HEHE.

you're probably wondering who I am.
I am Melisa's hacker. some of the posts on her blog were written by ME.
(yes we have the same writing style why kennot isit)

Melisa says she is fully aware that in 3 weeks she'll be in Form 5 and 17 in 8 months
and 17 year olds are supposed to be mature and blog about err politics and her views on important err thingy like starving Africans and women rights wtf

Melisa also says she don't care and she likes being selfish, lame, childish and whine about her life here. 

Ok BYE.

WHY I KENNOT SLEEP! -____________________________________-

XXX

 Rapunzel is shoo awesome i wanna watch it again :D

All the characters are so lovable!

ok except for the woman who kidnapped Rapunzel she's scary :S

Black Canyon.

only Wendy and I ate -.-

the 3 guys ordered a plate of spring rolls and shared it among themselves wtf lol

 Taadahh the only picture we took!

 No plastic bag :(

Xu-Xing got one each for me and Wendy from Korea the land of plastic surgeryhot people

(according to him most of the girls there are fair and pretty :P)

COOKIES :D

ok. gonna go walk my dog byeeeeeeeee.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart

the weather's so awesome I went back to sleep after brunch

and I wasn't in the mood to blog but since I have nothing better to do I decided to annoy everyone here

omgwtfstomacheiwanttodie. 

you know how I whine about 98123 times a day about wanting to die ?

I'm not serious :( I don't want to die. Dying equals gone forever and no second chances :(

just saying lurh if I was held at gunpoint for your secrets,
I'd spew them out in 2 seconds flat
 Okay now no one's gonna tell me their secrets anymore.
Be considerate ok I can hear the trigger clicking now wtf it feels so real!!

wtf I need to lay off movies with shooting and hostages .
oh and more sleep. definitely need more sleep.

I wish I could sleep at night.
not when everyone else is jumping out of bed all fresh and oh so happy to start off another day screw everyone while I'm sitting on the bathroom floor throwing up

(please don't ask why I was throwing up it has a lot to do with no sleep and.)

Thank God for books. 

I'm saving so much money by borrowing books from the SJ library! :D

XXX

Saturday,

Freaked out when my mum called to say she would be back to send me to the Children Party in church in half an hour zz

and I was supposed to prepare 5 games for them fml procrastinator!

Sarah was awesome :D she helped me w/ all the games

but in the end we ran out of time and only played one lol!

my Mum dressed up as a clown HAHA

oh and that's my Dad playing the guitar and singing some Christmas song in the background X)

err the clown they hired. his jokes are hilarious in a sarcastic way -.-

rushed home to pick up my brother and went to Gurney
for dinner w/ my parents' friends from Kuching

well technically they are my friends too but I couldn't remember their names HAHA

oh and it was super jam because of some Food Festival -.-

so paiseh to camwhore T____T they have a DSLR T________T

walked them over to G hotel and err took pictures there.

I'll go steal the pictures from Andres if he uploads them on Facebook :D

I heart pwetty toilets :D

Sunday,

Did Christmas shopping in Sunway Carnival Mall

this is the tree without ornaments. HAHA. too lazy

I'll be going back on the 25th so I won't even be celebrating Christmas here :D

omg my mum's baking cookies bye!

I got my own lane but I can't see the road my rear view mirror's full of haters

i bet you never knew this,

beneath my err tendencies to trip over my own feet and go "harh?" 50 times a day,

I'm a superhero in disguise :D

REALLY!

it was all a cover up! I'm INVINCIBLE hehehe!

 I can shop for 8 hours on 3 hours of sleep then do the same thing the next day!

Omg. I feel like dying seriously what superhero my ass la.

Last Friday, my mum woke me up at 6 to get to G hotel fml.

I freaking slept there until 10 then went to Gurney to get tickets to The Chorincles Of Narnia : The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader

thank God I didn't get 3D, pfft waste of money

 G-hotel

 I am so amazing I can camwhore while I'm half asleep! 

went shopping for presents 

  i made all the guys tried on different shirts and my brother ended up buying everything for himself wtf

 HIM : this is damn gay. can you stop being so gay?!?

-_________________________-

 christmas colors :D

 I was happily stuffing my face with spaghetti when someone told me the metal bowls our food was served in was originally used to place organs in during surgery wtf

 the sauces are in syringes! how cute is that?! 

 ghey much.

so I went shopping myself and spent almost every cent I had and forgot we were supposed to have dinner in Gurney. and between me and my brother we had exactly RM19.70 just nice for McDs . FOL.

 he asked me to take a nice picture for FB

then he said all the pictures look gay -.- fine la.

Met up with Ferris :D

 HAHAHA. he didn't even know I took this picture :P

 OMG I want a DOOO DOLL! from MPH!

i don't usually like or ask for plush toys cause they take up space and get dusty but this is sooooooooo irrestible (not cute, i know it's not -.-)

it's RM109.90 btw T__________T

while I was pulling this off the shelves to show Ferris how irresistible it is I knocked off an entire row of notebooks FML .

met up with my parents and took money from my dad 

(i feel super guilty now omg i spent almost 450 that day buying crap)

seriously. I suck at saving money. Idk how people do it. 

most of the time when I see something cute/pretty/shiny I'll be 'omg so cute i want'
*grabs and puts on counter

then only realize I paid 29.90 for some stupid keychain or a dress i know i'll never wear wtf.

i have dresses i bought for CNY LAST year that were never worn wtf

what if i end up like Rebecca Bloomwood and have to eat instant noodles till I'm 80 to pay off my debts!?

ok this is so depressing moving on.

Belgian Chocolate from Gelatissimo <3

 pliz tell me this is nice. I made my brother buy it now he thinks it looks stupid.

Cute what right -.-

5th one shyte. 

can someone tell me why the metal part of my braces (sorry idk what it's called) keeps breaking off even when all i ate was a piece of papaya? -______________-

XXX

you're probably wondering why every picture has 'mel.is.a' in it

yes 'cause I damn lebih like that like it or leave it

well it's cause a few days ago, 

I was shown this blog with one of my pictures and the exact same lines I used in it

and it was pretty shocking because I didn't know there were people out there thick faced enough to rip off someone else's blog oh and doesn't even try mustering the tiniest bit of originality by at least changing A WORD instead of copying and pasting everything wtf.

why don't you just paste the links to our blogs on yours and write

'oh I don't need to blog 'cause I do/eat/go/breath/feel the exact same things as them'

p/s:

FYFL